so i got bored last night while babysitting my nephew ‘til 1 am… (he didn’t even fall asleep until about 1 am, too)

…and my iPod died so i made some Camp Weehawken headcannons on my phone to pass the time. These are gonna be stupid and weird and probably won’t make any sense, but I’m gonna post ‘em anyway!

• Swag hates hiking. 
• One-ler is decent at sports and hunting activities, but lacks the creativity for arts & crafts.
• Smarties has braces and huge glasses that always fall off his face when he looks down.
• Kiddie Oncie always tries to follow the older kids around and always winds in trouble because of it.
• Giz-ler has a retainer and is always fidgeting with something. He always has to keep his hands busy.
• Giz-ler gives big huge bear hugs, and unexpectedly, too.
• Giz-ler loves making friends but is very bad at it because he gets overexcited easily and sometimes stutters and talks too fast.
• Giz-ler makes friends with Steampunk Once-ler and Mechanical Greed-ler. He’d probably catch on to how to help Greed-ler out and understand what he’s trying to say.
• Giz-ler tries building a mechanical toy that would store energy during the day and stay lit during the night via solar power (it’ll be way bigger than what most people have today) but he uses a generator near the mess hall to power it up and accidentally causes a camp-wide blackout (excluding north nitch and south sitch).

…sorry for going a little crazy with Gizmo’s headcannons. But he’s just so cute. <3

my week has just started out with a ton of homework that will likely not get done in time, due to my already-hectic schedule this week. But I have the next couple hours to relax before I need to sleep and get up early tomorrow…so…

GIMME ONCEST FICS. I need to RELAX! Please! For the sake of my sanity!

It can be any kind! Oncest, Swoncest, Steamcest, InkBow, GentlePimp, WHATEVER!

LINKS??

ineedathneed:

Remember when I used to draw the Once-ler? 

well… 

LOLLIPOP CHAINSAW ONCE-LER. Zombie-hunting extraordinaire.

Long story short I wanted to draw a dark, moody Once-ler picture so I picked the brightest, most obnoxiously colored crossover I could find. Perfection. 

Yes. That’s what I meant. Steamiest. ;)

Yeah, I don’t even know anymore. Just have some squeaky-clean Steamcest. <3

(ref in tags)

one day, when i have my own apartment, i’m gonna go to walmart and buy a buttload of printer paper, printer ink, and scotch tape and then proceed to cover every inch of wall and ceiling with pictures of oncest

and no one will be able to stop me

it made me realize that i have never really written anything that would be rated MA, at least not in fanfiction form. it was an AU story, too, so it’s my first AU fanfic.

i also wrote it while at work, surrounded by a bunch of my coworkers in the break room. today is just FULL of firsts, isn’t it?

when i started getting into the more naughty scenes, i suddenly realized that by READING oncest, i knew exactly what i needed to write. it just started flowing like crazy!

so here’s a shoutout to anyone who’s written oncest, allowing me to read it, and gave me the chance to try my own hand at it. thank you.

(if anyone wants me to post it, you should tell me. i don’t wanna post it if no one will read it… and since it’s AU, i don’t think anyone will like it… so…please?)